Park Goers Pillows

Taken By Surprise

Bird feeding humans in a park.

Childhood Obesity.

Playing Fetch.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The High Line at Giza

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Psychiatry in the Park

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Moms gone wild

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Stories about crumbs

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."