Park Visitor Pillows

Never feed the squirrel puppets.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

'These are American birds, pal. They like fast food scraps.'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

"This one came prepared. He brought a grill."

Playing Fetch.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

The High Line at Giza

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'