National Park Visitor Pillows

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Ms. Rusmore

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Mount Rushmore.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

It's an abbreviated guide to the Grand Canyon. "Cliff Notes"!

"He ran out of pee."

Scenes from a Vacation

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

National Park Map

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'Can I see your license,please?'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

Giant pine cone crushes car.

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'