National Park Aficionado Pillows

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Sequoia National Park - Caution! Beware!

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bring your own inflatable.

An Unexpected Guest.

'Echo Tourism'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Taking it easy

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Shellfie

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Ms. Rusmore

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Tunnel of TV

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Kangeroo and joey

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Mount Rushmore.