Park Aficionado Pillows

"You're going to have to move, pal. I've got people coming at seven."

In Memory of What's-his-name.

Flirt in the park

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Coming soon, wet paint.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Golfing Boss

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

An Unexpected Guest.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Back to school.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"He's a guard dog."

Taking it easy

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Shellfie

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Kangeroo and joey

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The garden lady.