Park Aficionado Gifts

"You're going to have to move, pal. I've got people coming at seven."

In Memory of What's-his-name.

Flirt in the park

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Coming soon, wet paint.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Golfing Boss

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

An Unexpected Guest.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Taking it easy

"He's a guard dog."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Shellfie

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Kangeroo and joey

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The garden lady.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'