Planet Aficionado Gifts

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Slinky Cow World

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Newton's cradle

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"So what do you do for a living?"

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth