Planetary Enthusiasts Gifts

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Alien Snowmen

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

The First Martian Dog.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Flying sauces.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'