Planetary Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Mind where you're going next time."

The five inhospitable gas giants

I'm not "fidgeting" --- It's tectonic plate activity!

Astronomy Museum. Jupiter. Next week: Mars. This model spins just like the real thing. And we change the planet displayed every week. Rotating exhibits!

Water on Mars

"Your wife says you will be over the Moon if it's a boy - have you considered Venus if it's a girl?"

'I'm a nurse and my husband, Phil,is a manager at Saturn motors.'

'Maybe I give off a little ammonia, but at least I don't smell like people!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Alien Snowmen

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Flying sauces.

"Well, that one got away."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Not now, Oliver."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.