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'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Mind where you're going next time."

The five inhospitable gas giants

Water on Mars

"Your wife says you will be over the Moon if it's a boy - have you considered Venus if it's a girl?"

'Maybe I give off a little ammonia, but at least I don't smell like people!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

dog vs UFO...

"Well, that one got away."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Flying sauces.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"