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"Blimey, I thought I had a bad commute"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Teenagers!'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Flying sauces.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Well, that one got away."

"Not now, Oliver."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."