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'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."

'Location, location, location! If we had law offices on Mars, we would have twice as many billable hours a day.'

Beagle II not responding.

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'A good negotiator can stand back and gain perspective.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

'Are you trying to give me a heart attack??!!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'This is my new friend Roger - he's a real down-to-earth kind of guy.'

Embarrassing moments in asteroid tracking.

In the middle ages: 'I believe earth is the center of the universe.'...Today:' I Know I'm the center of the universe.'

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'What luck!'

Astronaut in space ship sees sign 'Watch this space'.

'I'm an out-of-network provider."

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

'I promise to work on our relationship as soon as I get home.'

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

NASA Hits Shuffle

"Since you all requested to 'work remotely', I guess you're happy with this relocation."

'Did you hear about Pluto? - He got demoted to 'dwarf planet' for noncompliance.'

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'We're beyond globalization. We'd like to present a case for universalization.'

'No, I'm afraid that's not a new constellation. It's just a cluster of satellites.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"