Outer Space Enthusiast T-Shirts

Nigel's ability to find new markets made him the envy of all the other IT sellers.

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"It's amazing what you can see once you get away from the light pollution."

"Mind the six billion foot rule!"

Early Space Blunders

Climbing to the moon...

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'You can learn a lot about people by going through their space junk!'

Preserving space heritage.

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

"You do realize that this entire side of the galaxy is laughing at you and your NASCAR fixation don't you?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Alien Snowmen

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Well, that one got away."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Flying sauces.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."