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"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Alien David statue

Boptimism

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Not now, Oliver."

Flying sauces.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Apple Pie Abduction

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Dr. Roo.

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Climbing to the moon...

First Contact

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.