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'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

"No, we don't want to abduct you. We just want your wallet."

"It's always about YOU."

"He's doing the countdown in binary."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Our best bet is to sneak in while they're having a Star Trek convention.'

Peeing in Space

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Searching for Signs of Life on Mars.

"Boy these humans aren't too bright!"

Crocodile and UFO

"Apparently, word has gotten out about how crazy we Earthlings are. The rest of the universe has put a travel ban on us."

Humanz Go Home!

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

Large spaceship with a 'Long vehicle' sign

Ancient man

"We've made the startling discovery that the far side of the moon is just like the near side, only a little further away."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Ooops! Hey, guys... We got so busy watching their cat videos, we forgot to invade their planet!"

"Pluto has made contact, they claim the term 'dwarf' planet is offensive."

"He's been kind of spacey lately."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Sorry, y'all, I really wanted to make it out tonight but I'm waning..."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

You are on earth, third planet from an average-size star in a solar system located in the Milky Way. Ernie, this GPS is a "galactic" positioning system.

"Thank heaven they're finally starting to worry about the greenhouse effect!"

"As if we didn't have enough mouths to feed already!"

"That was one heckuva drive you hit!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'I didn't even know they were THERE until they started nuclear testing.'

We are not alone!

'Do you know Oprah?'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'