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'Well, the satellites down.'

Alien David statue

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

You must be this tall.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Space exploration"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

First Contact

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

The First Alien Contact

'Who put that thing there?'