Space Technology Nerd Pillows

'Well, the satellites down.'

Alien David statue

"Houston, we have a problem."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Dr. Roo.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

You must be this tall.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Space exploration"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

First Contact

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'Who put that thing there?'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

The First Alien Contact

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute