Space Nerd Pillows

UFO's - Fact or Fiction?

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Humans and aliens have discovered planet at same time. Awkward!

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Did I get this right? You bet 1,000,000,- that the Earth will get destroyed within the next three hours and if you win, I can keep the money to myself?? WOW!! Good luck, man! GOOD LUCK!!'

'Our people will be in touch with your....er....you things'

Mankind's first extra-terrestrial perp walk.

"Entanglement meets string theory."

First Contact

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Alien David statue

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Ascent of Machine.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Head over Hooves

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Not now, Oliver."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.