Nasa Nerd Pillows

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

"It's photo of a black hole."

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012

"Let this guy go around."

"Lunch, I said lunch!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronauts - Shorty

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'Who put that thing there?'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

The moment that Professor Klutz realised he'd forgottedn to take the lends cap off the James Webb telescope prior to departure...

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Ascent of Machine.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

You must be this tall.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Vaccine

Pirate

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Battery Lighthouse

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Department of Nanotechnology

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'