Nasa Nerd Gifts

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

"It's photo of a black hole."

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012

"Let this guy go around."

"Lunch, I said lunch!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronauts - Shorty

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'Who put that thing there?'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

The moment that Professor Klutz realised he'd forgottedn to take the lends cap off the James Webb telescope prior to departure...

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Ascent of Machine.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

You must be this tall.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Pirate

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Vaccine

Battery Lighthouse