Nuclear Age Nerd Gifts

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Putin and Zelensky

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Science And Society 1923

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

Kim Jong-un

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

"Whither NATO?"

Confusion in A Jar.

'Who put that thing there?'

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Nuclear lineup

The Nuclear Balance

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'We didn't see any radiation.'

The moment that Professor Klutz realised he'd forgottedn to take the lends cap off the James Webb telescope prior to departure...

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

"It's photo of a black hole."