Nuclear Narrative Nerd Gifts

'Uh. . . maybe radiation does affect sealife after all.'

Putin and Zelensky

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"Name your sources."

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Science And Society 1923

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

Kim Jong-un

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Confusion in A Jar.

The Nuclear Balance

Nuclear lineup

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Writer's Block.

How Platypuses Are Born

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Trump and Kim Jong-un

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."