Nuclear Narrative Nerd Gifts

Looking for a gift that will resonate with your nuclear narrative nerd friend or family member? Our collection offers smart, humorous items that highlight a passion for atomic science and storytelling. Whether they prefer mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or art prints, you'll find something that sparks joy and intellectual curiosity.

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'Uh. . . maybe radiation does affect sealife after all.'

'Uh. . . maybe radiation does affect sealife after all.' mockup

'Uh. . . maybe radiation does affect sealife after all.'

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Putin and Zelensky

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"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!" mockup

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

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'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics." mockup

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

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'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.' mockup

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

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'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.' mockup

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

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"Now you're just being a jerk!"

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Science And Society 1923

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Kim Jong-un

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"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war." mockup

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

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'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!' mockup

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

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'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.' mockup

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

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Confusion in A Jar.

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"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman." mockup

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

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Nuclear lineup

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'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

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'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?' mockup

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

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The Nuclear Balance

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"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original." mockup

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

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'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices. mockup

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

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How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan. mockup

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

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'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.' mockup

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

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Writer's Block.

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How Platypuses Are Born

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'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.' mockup

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

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'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!' mockup

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

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Trump and Kim Jong-un

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Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting. mockup

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

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Manhattan Project Blues

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Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick! mockup

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

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Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission. mockup

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

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"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it." mockup

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

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Nuclear Narrative Nerd Gifts Collection

Nuclear Narrative Nerd Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for nuclear narrative nerds. Find the perfect witty and science-inspired mug to brighten their mornings.

Nuclear Narrative Nerd Pillows

Check out our collection of cozy pillows featuring nuclear narrative themes. Bring atomic fun into any living space with these clever designs.

Nuclear Narrative Nerd Prints

Browse our art prints for nuclear narrative nerds. Capture their love for atomic storytelling with stylish, science-inspired artwork.

Nuclear Narrative Nerd T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts perfect for nuclear narrative nerds. Witty, science-themed designs that make great conversation starters.