Nuclear Narrative Nerd Pillows

'Uh. . . maybe radiation does affect sealife after all.'

Putin and Zelensky

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Science And Society 1923

Kim Jong-un

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Confusion in A Jar.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Nuclear lineup

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

The Nuclear Balance

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

Writer's Block.

How Platypuses Are Born

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

Trump and Kim Jong-un

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

Manhattan Project Blues

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."