Narration Nerd Pillows

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Addicted to reading

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

Corporate Greed.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"