Novel Nerds Pillows

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Shark Book Signing

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Fans were thrilled to see Ned out in paperback.

Vegetarian Bookshop - books include War and Peas, Goodbye Mr Chips.

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"I'd like a room closest to the lightning rod."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Moby Dick

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Addicted to reading

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Name your sources."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Corporate Greed.