Literary Nerd Pillows

'E-mailing Harold Pinter'

Carpe diem

William Shakespeare

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Moby Dick

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Addicted to reading

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Shakespeare Quote

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Al Dante

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.