Literary Nerd Pillows

'E-mailing Harold Pinter'

Carpe diem

Shakespeare. I don't think you actually read the play. "Hamlet" is not about a small village.

William Shakespeare

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

Stephen Spender.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Moby Dick

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Addicted to reading

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Name your sources."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Shakespeare Quote

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"