Lit Nerd Pillows

"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

John Bunyan

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Jack London

Moby Dick

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Addicted to reading

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.