"Godot says, 'Running late, frowny face, winky face.' "
Lit Nerd Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with your passion for books and literary adventures? Our collection for lit nerds combines humor, wit, and a love for the written word. From stylish mugs to playful t-shirts, each product is designed to delight book lovers and creative minds alike. Whether it's for yourself or a fellow bibliophile, these thoughtfully crafted items make the perfect tribute to all things literary and imaginative.
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
First Novels.
"Now I really hate poetry."
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
What's normal?
John Bunyan
"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."
'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation
'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'
'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'
A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
"I find that hugely offensive!"
Stephen Spender.
Romeo & Juliet & Ron
'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'
When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"
"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."
What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."
''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'
"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."
Jack London
Moby Dick
"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."
"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."
"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"
Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'
"Believe me it's only an apple."
Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.
Addicted to reading
''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'
Lit Nerd Gifts Collection
Lit Nerd Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find more literary-inspired designs perfect for your favorite caffeinated moments.
Lit Nerd Pillows
Browse our pillows range to add more literary charm and comfort to your reading sanctuary.
Lit Nerd Prints
Visit our prints section for more inspiring and witty art that celebrates the joy of reading and creativity.
Lit Nerd T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt collection for more clever and creative designs that let you wear your book love proudly.