Bertolt Brecht.
Historic Literature Nerd Gifts
Looking for a gift for the historic literature nerd? Our collection of witty, creative products showcases iconic literary quotes and charming designs that honor the love of classic stories and the magic of words. Whether it's for a book lover, a history buff with a literary twist, or someone who treasures the old and the wise, these thoughtfully crafted items turn their passion into a fun and memorable gift.
"You're going to hate yourself."
Victor Hugo
Tut and Carmen.
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."
Papageno from The Magic Flute
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"
"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."
'I used to commute. Now I transform.'
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'
The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'
The Demise of Tinkerbell
John Bunyan
"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"
'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'
'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'
"I find that hugely offensive!"
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
Scarpia from Tosca
Robocop and Juliet.
'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'
'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'
When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"
What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.
Jack London
The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."
Lend me your ears
After the Sentence
'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'
'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'
Historic Literature Nerd Gifts Collection
Historic Literature Nerd Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty quotes and vintage designs perfect for any literature nerd.
Historic Literature Nerd Pillows
Add a literary touch to your home decor with pillows adorned with famous quotes from classic literature.
Historic Literature Nerd Prints
Enhance your space with striking prints that honor timeless literary classics and historic authors.
Historic Literature Nerd T-Shirts
Find witty and stylish t-shirts that celebrate your love of historic literature with clever quotes and classic designs.