Literature Nerd Gifts

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Hades.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

Vowel Movement

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Dating an English Major

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Jack London

Moby Dick

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Addicted to reading

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'