Literature Nerd Prints

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Hades.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

"Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art my pizza, Romeo?"

Vowel Movement

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Dating an English Major

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Stephen Spender.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Moby Dick

Jack London

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."