Book Nerds Prints

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

Reading my Critics

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Moby Dick

Jack London

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Addicted to reading

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Shakespeare Quote

So You've Cloned Yourself

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"