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"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

Reading my Critics

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Addicted to reading

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Shakespeare Quote

Meet the author

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

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