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'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Pastries and Candy

Dating an English Major

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

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