Classic Book Fan T-Shirts

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"If I press these, I may never get out of Wonderland."

Lilliputians looking for Gulliver - "We've tired all the numbers on his business card but we just keep getting his voice mail."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Honoré de Balzac

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Scarpia from Tosca

Sock Puppet in Literature

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Jack London

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Lady Macbeth

Large print e-book.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Tristan Und Isolde

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Friedrich Schiller

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'