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Nathaniel Hawthorne

Honoré de Balzac

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Sock Puppet in Literature

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

A.M Gorky

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Gulliver's other travels.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Charles Dickens

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"You'll never believe who's here."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"Call me Ishmael."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"I feel like I have a book in me."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Graham Greene

Milly and the Student

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

"It's by A.I. Milne."

Moby Dick.

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Louisa May Alcott

White Whale Brand Grog