Classic Book Fans Pillows

An Ultrasound Scan Of Dorian Gray

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Honoré de Balzac

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

A.M Gorky

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Gulliver's other travels.

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Charles Dickens

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"Call me Ishmael."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"You'll never believe who's here."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"I feel like I have a book in me."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Moby Dick.

Milly and the Student

Graham Greene

"It's by A.I. Milne."

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

F. Scott Fitzgerald

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

White Whale Brand Grog