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Mr. Fagin and his pupils recovering Nancy

"Okay, next party we skip the ice."

The Prisoner of Zenda

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Honoré de Balzac

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Out To Lurch

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Multi-Generational Books

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Sock Puppet in Literature

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

To read or not to read?

Treasure Island Book.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'E-books?'

Lord George brings news of the debate

Tower Hamlets

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Dorothy and Toto

'Romeo and Julietta'

Jorge Luis Borges

Changes at home

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"A haand gel...!?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

The wine-shop