Classic Novels Fan T-Shirts

"It appears that my calendar wasn't as accurate as I tought.Apparently your real name is Tuesday." (Robinson Crusoe's Man Friday)

'My name is Dr Jeykell and I have a small drink problem...'

'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'

Evelyn Waugh

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Honoré de Balzac

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Scarpia from Tosca

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Jack London

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Lady Macbeth

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Large print e-book.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Tristan Und Isolde

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Friedrich Schiller