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"Oohh! Doctor Jekyll, you've been drinking again."

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Papageno from The Magic Flute

Honoré de Balzac

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Don Quixote

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Falstaff

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Lend me your ears

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Love me little, love me long.'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Ivan Turgenev

A.M Gorky

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

The evidence destroyed

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"You'll never believe who's here."

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"Call me Ishmael."

William Makepeace Thackeray.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.