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Samson's Revenge

Don Quixote

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"You'll never believe who's here."

Giant Headless Horseman

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Long Johns Silver."

"No, let down your hair!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Miss Haredale on the bridge

The shadow in the little parlour

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Robin Hood.

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Ugly sisters

'Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde... Party of one!'

Moby Dick finally gets some therapy.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).