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Updated Classic: Grim Fairy Tales

Samson's Revenge

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Don Quixote

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"You'll never believe who's here."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Giant Headless Horseman

"Long Johns Silver."

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Leon Uris.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Miss Haredale on the bridge

The shadow in the little parlour

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde... Party of one!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Moby Dick finally gets some therapy.