Classic Novels Aficionado Gifts

"Oohh! Doctor Jekyll, you've been drinking again."

Don Quixote Crazy Golf

Honoré de Balzac

Papageno from The Magic Flute

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Don Quixote

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Falstaff

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Lend me your ears

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Love me little, love me long.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Marley had a little lamb

The evidence destroyed

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Ivan Turgenev

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

A.M Gorky

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

William Makepeace Thackeray.

Death comes to both the Archbishop and the Salesman in Venice

"You'll never believe who's here."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."