Classic Novels Fan Gifts

"It appears that my calendar wasn't as accurate as I tought.Apparently your real name is Tuesday." (Robinson Crusoe's Man Friday)

'My name is Dr Jeykell and I have a small drink problem...'

Captain Ahab As A Boy

'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'

Evelyn Waugh

"You're going to hate yourself."

Victor Hugo

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Honoré de Balzac

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Scarpia from Tosca

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Jack London

Large print e-book.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Lady Macbeth

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Tristan Und Isolde