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'Instead of a bonus, Samson, here's an autographed copy of my book, 'The Seven Habits of Highly Stingy People'.'

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

Harper's book signing tour was interrupted from time to time.

Alien in Science Fiction Section

One last book

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

Reading my Critics

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog