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'It's me or the book clubs Alice. Choose it or lose it.'

'Here, Sally, try this book! You won't be able to turn it off!'

'No, you don't understand... I REALLY cannot put it down!'

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

Who's Hoot

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Addicted to reading

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Monster Self-Help

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

A man and his dog both reading.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'