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"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

' I`m reading in the rain'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

The Fourth Little Pig

Thomas Mann.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The tooth fairy.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Newt sale

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Iris Murdoch

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'