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"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

' I`m reading in the rain'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Victor Hugo

The Fourth Little Pig

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Television Readers.

The tooth fairy.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Silence of the Chickens...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Warrior Woman

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Iris Murdoch

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill