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"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

'It was a last-minute change, but a good one.'

Books On Paper

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'I've read every one of them.'

Philip Roth

Characters jumping out of a book.

Editor.

Coming-of-age novels

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

'Relax, Gulliver, there may be a book in this.'

Elevator choices: Up, Down, Different Narrative.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'I see they're having editorial differences upstairs again.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Gone with the wind.

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

Building with people all looking out of the windows, thinking, caption 'WRITER'S BLOCK'.

In library

'My last book did not have a happy ending. I had to pay a fine.'

"I feel like I have a book in me."

Book worm.

'Your book will definitely be a best seller; it just needs a complete new set of words.'

Patient and book

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Philip Roth.

Made with 100% recycled material.

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

A WRITER GETS THE NEWS

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Stonehenge Books