Fictional Enthusiast T-Shirts

'This guy REALLY leads a sheltered life- he lists Santa as a reference.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Meet The Author"

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Thomas Mann.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Nathaniel Hawthorne

First Novels.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He likes to power nap.'

Television Readers.

Voltaire

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Silence of the Chickens...

ET Mishap

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

John Bunyan

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.