Fiction Aficionados T-Shirts

Superfoods are in aisle three.

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

Oliver Twist

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Television Readers.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Stephen Spender.

Gunter Grass

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Günter Grass

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'He was a great writer'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Tequila Mockingbird

Noel Coward.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Ironing Punctuation

My Literary Influences