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"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

Oliver Twist

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'He was a great writer'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Tequila Mockingbird

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

My Literary Influences

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Addicted to reading

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Ironing Punctuation

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.